3rd-Party Tested by Janoshik — COAs Available
Canadian-Owned · 20+ Years in the Industry
The gear we run ourselves: the highest-quality, properly dosed, independently tested PEDs in Canada. Period.
Shop All ProductsYears in this industry. We've been sourcing and supplying these compounds for over two decades — long before most of the labs popping up today existed. That experience is exactly why our products are consistent, batch after batch.
Every raw material comes from licensed pharmaceutical manufacturers — never unmarked barrels from who-knows-where. We know what's in our product because we know where it started.
Some sources might test a batch — if they test at all. We test the raw material before it ever enters the lab, then test the finished product again before it's released for sale.
Finished batches go to Janoshik for testing — the independent lab people in this industry actually trust. Certificates of analysis are posted online regularly.
Orders ship from inside Canada by trackable Canada Post Express Post, coast to coast. Free shipping on orders over $300.
We sell within Canadian borders and nowhere else. Your order never crosses a border, so there's no customs and no seized packages — ever.
Question about a compound, a cycle, or where your order is? You'll get an answer from someone who actually knows this stuff — usually the same day.
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Yes — everything ships from inside Canada by trackable Canada Post Express Post, and we only sell to Canadian customers. Orders over $300 ship free.
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Raw materials get tested before synthesis, every finished batch gets tested again by Janoshik, and we'll show you the certificates of analysis.
No. Canada only — which is exactly why your order never goes through customs.